Interesting One Liners

December 23, 2010 · Posted in Anything 

This would be a piece of very interesting one-liners for everyone to check it out.

  1. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
  2. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
  3. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
  4. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  5. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers
  6. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
  7. It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
  8. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  9. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  10. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
  11. The road to success…. Is always under construction.
  12. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
  13. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
  14. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.
  15. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
  16. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else!

So, what do you think? Makes sense?

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