Singapore Singh Joke
This joke was obtained via an email from a friend of mine. Notice that, it may require you to be a Singaporean (or at least understand the local culture, such as Hokkien language and the various communities in Singapore) to fully enjoy the joke.
Just want to make another disclaimer here: I hereby do not bear the responsibility if the joke turns out to be a little what it is not intended for. It is only meant for a laughter. If you feel it may be somewhat detrimental, feel free to let me know and I’ll have it pulled off the site. Just sharing some lighter mood with the readers.
Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore ?
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.
Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy
something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.
Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only
A: Jasbir Singh
Q: What is the study of young bhais?
Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
A: Bohcheng Kaur
Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a
Cantonese criminal gang?
A: Tai Kaur
Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor?
A: At Tantock Singh Hospital , S’pore.
Q: What do you call a Bhai who
comes to visit you every three days?
A: Sarjit Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who’s lost?
A: Miss Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between
Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who’s coming only tomorrow?
A: Mahjit Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!
Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
A: Balance Singh
Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh
A: A bhaipass.
Q: What do you call a Sikh who is covetous?
A: Gian Singh*
Just Passing Through*
A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut
through somebody’s garden. The Owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do
you know you are trespassing?
Sikh answered : No, I’m Jaspar Singh