Singapore Singh Joke

September 18, 2008 · Posted in Anything 

This joke was obtained via an email from a friend of mine. Notice that, it may require you to be a Singaporean (or at least understand the local culture, such as Hokkien language and the various communities in Singapore) to fully enjoy the joke.

Just want to make another disclaimer here: I hereby do not bear the responsibility if the joke turns out to be a little what it is not intended for. It is only meant for a laughter. If you feel it may be somewhat detrimental, feel free to let me know and I’ll have it pulled off the site. Just sharing some lighter mood with the readers.

Jokes Aloud
Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore ?
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.

Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy
something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only
beer?
A: Jasbir Singh

Q: What is the study of young bhais?
A: Microbhailogy.

Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
A: Bohcheng Kaur

Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a
Cantonese criminal gang?
A: Tai Kaur

Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor?
A: At Tantock Singh Hospital , S’pore.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who
comes to visit you every three days?
A: Sarjit Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who’s lost?
A: Miss Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between
Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who’s coming only tomorrow?
A: Mahjit Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!

Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
A: Balance Singh

Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
A: Bhaicycles

Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh
undergo?
A: A bhaipass.

Q: What do you call a Sikh who is covetous?
A: Gian Singh*

Just Passing Through*

A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut
through somebody’s garden. The Owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do
you know you are trespassing?
Sikh answered : No, I’m Jaspar Singh

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